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Hello hello Baby, you called? I cant hear a thing
I have got no service in the club, you see
What did you say, huh? You’re breaking up on me
Sorry, I cannot hear you. I’m kinda busy
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A paradox. After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.
MUM: WAKE UP
ME: NO!
MUM: *turns on light*
ME: *turns off light*
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